Imagine going on a 9-week vacation to South America with the intent of avoiding anything to do with the U.S. While you were away, Trump started a pointless war, causing oil prices to double, interest rates to spike 50 basis points and investor confidence to collapse. But you see that the stock market is virtually unchanged from the day you left! Investors were put through the wringer. I'm just glad I was in an abandoned 600-year-old city and off the grid when all that was goi